My awesome time being right online!

So as you can tell, I've not been a blogger very long, but the generous folks at Right Online, the moral person's answer to NutRoots, let me in today at they're conference in Minneapolis. It was awesome! I learnt so much! I'M NOW AN OFFICIAL CONSERVATIVE BLOGER!

AND CHECK THIS OUT:

My hero let me touch him and mores!

Wiener goes down!

So Rep. Anthony Weiner has finally cum clean and improved to all you stupid liberals out there that your just as stupid dumb as any other stupid dumb Republican -- accept that their not stupid or dumb those Republicans! Oh yeah, he RESIGNED!

WHOA! I HOPE I CAN GO TO THIS THING!!!

Hey, this is prety amazing! I decide to FINALLY start blogging to shut up all my stupid dumb libtard friends, on my own blog, and I find out the same very day that one of my conservative media heroes is in Minneapolis!

Brietbart! I love that guy because he's not affraid to tell it like it is, you know? Like, he's, like, so real all the time. I love Dennis Miller, but I think I love it more when he fills in on his show for Dennis Miller, who I do love alot, but he's not as good as Brietbart. He tells it like it is, and he just doesn't care.

I'm from Buffalo, but I'm in Minneapolis for my sister's wedding. She's marrying a libtard, but this RightOnline conference is like fate from Jesus himself. I knew he loved me!

Dear Blag,

Hello world! I'm in Minneapolis for a whole week. My sister is marrying a libtard and she's a libtard and their having a big old libtard wedding that I have to go to. Then I'm going to watch they're dog when they go on they're libtard honeymoon, so I'm stuck in stupid Minneapolis, and I have nothing to do, so I'm writting a blog, and I hope people start to read it, but I don't really know how to blog right, so I don't know if anyone will read it, but I'm going to write it, and eventually I think people will read it!

This is me! Not! I have a gun like this. NOT! I'm Asian. NOT!

By for now, world! This is going to be awesome. I am going to totally burn on all my dumb stupid libtard "friends"! YEAH!

GOD BLESS TEH USA!!!